NABISCO'S PINNING ME DOWN

After spending the last two weeks soda-free (coca cola, orange crush, grape crush, canada dry ginger ale, vernor's ginger ale are just some of my guilty pleasures in the fizz factor) I decided to endulge my sweet tooth by picking up a snack I haven't eaten in well over fifteen or twenty years: PINWHEELS!
I also finally got my teeth cleaned this past week (no cavities, believe it. it happened).
Pinwheels are a Nabisco treat, so I guess those Keebler elves really botched it on this one.  The unique thing about Pinwheels is that each of them is about the size of a samosa, but listen, it's about the size ( a bit on the husky side) but not the shape.  And like the samosa, these mother's are filling.
As I was doing my regular research on my culinary subject I found some other fatso's feeling their opinions about Pinwheels were also noteworthy.  Here's what they had to say

Eleanor F. (me these pinwheels are gewd)

Forest G (the sensible one)